Athers, you nincompoop!

1. Sub wk. Karthick drops sitter.
2. Loses cap.
3. Aggers and gang talk first about batsmen walking after nicking and then about awarding the toss to the touring captain.
4. The usual luncheon analysis paralysis.
5. No fee apt.
6. Beauts on Manh av. sadly turn out to be Barnard.
7. Isolated weather reports.
8. Eventless coffee.
   

Segue

1. The dustbin is half full.
2. No.
3. Obese coffee girl was crying about something and then put on glasses to hide swollen eyes.
4. Bloody lack of professionalism.
   
5. Gold frames? I mean come bloody on.
   
6. Wimbledon chats.
7. James thinks Nadal has a better chance next year.
8. I think so too... to finally get rid of his wedgie.
   
9. Messi goal.
10. Drank home water.